Ep 9: The Mystery of Chimney Rock; Choose Your Own Adventure #5 (pt. 2 of 2)

(1:35) Christmas abortion & blowing up the Moon; (7:26) Jervis the caretaker easily 400 lbs; (9:30) copkiller summer vacation; (14:30) drummer boy in the civil war, defenestration; (22:30) community college retraining for groundskeepers, cat-ownership as a legal argument; (28:08) sweet Jesus, we’re making mummies, wine cellar for witch widowers; (33:37) a book within a book, husband taxidermy; (36:12) hipster duel: Gerard de Nerval and pet lobster v. Bulwer Lytton and ingenue harpist; (42:08) Chimney Rock as a subgenre of rock music, and how cool that might sound