Ep 8: The Mystery of Chimney Rock; Choose Your Own Adventure #5 (pt. 1 of 2)

(1:43) Dark Side of the Moon bookcase vs. skateboard champions Richard Marx & Babyface; (3:22) cousin dares, the ambivalence of young adulthood, a little Epcot; (8:10) a movie that is about The Shining that is not The Shining but another movie, its own movie, which, to be clear, is not The Shining but is simply about it, it being The Shining, and Bill's dumb attempt to map out this house; (10:30) alternative (grunge?) decorating ideas for Halloween; (14:20) Breaking and Entering without Burglary-- a guide for young adults; (20:00) workplace haunting incidence statistics for butlers, piano tuner on a submarine; (27:04) haunted mansion society of lonely groundskeepers; (33:47) psychological trust issues easily solved by the armchair psychology of a remorseless child-murderer; (40:00) becoming a mouse and eating cheese and crackers as a metaphor for… you know, one of the definitive monstrosities of modern times; (42:40) 100 ft Cat, a good name for your new feminist tweepunk post-hardcore band